JEW Jokes

[Friday The 13th]

"What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps!"

"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!"

"How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving."

"What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew"

"What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew"

"What did the Jew say to the black Jew?
Get to the back of the oven."

[Friday The 13th]

"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter."

[Friday The 13th]

"A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Let's screw him!", the rabbi replied, "Outta what?"

"Why did Hitler kill himself?
He couldn't pay the Gas Bill."

"How do you scare a Jew?
Turn on the oven."

"Why is money green?
Jews pick it before its ripe"

"Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler"