Lesbian Jokes
12-11-2009, 06:17 AM
A young woman bought a mirror at an antique shop, and hung it on her
bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully
said "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there was a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grew
to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she ran to tell her husband what
happened, and in minutes they both returned.
The husband crossed his fingers and said, "Mirror mirror, on the door,
make my penis touch the floor!"
Again there was a bright flash, and his legs fell off.
bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully
said "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there was a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grew
to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she ran to tell her husband what
happened, and in minutes they both returned.
The husband crossed his fingers and said, "Mirror mirror, on the door,
make my penis touch the floor!"
Again there was a bright flash, and his legs fell off.
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