JEW Jokes

[Friday The 13th]

"What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps!"

"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!"

"How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving."

"What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew"

"What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew"

"What did the Jew say to the black Jew?
Get to the back of the oven."