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Sub?

It's short for submissive, sweetheart.

Oh. Okay. I was going to say, calling me a type of watercraft capable of independent operation below the surface of the water would be kind of strange when dealing with sadism and masochism.

I don't know... A craft capable of independent operation below the surface sounds pretty promising, Freddy.

now i feel less crazy...

If you ever think that you're crazy Daylight, just remember… those of us on TH are legally insane.

but i have been diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder by 3 different psychiatrists....so technically, i AM crazy,

Yeah, and I was diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Manic Depression and some type of paranoid mental disorder by two psychiatrists… so technically I'm crazy too. But hey, they're quacks. Anybody who doesn't fit into normal society is considered "crazy," "insane" or "mental." Unless of course you're a danger to society.

TalkHorror: A safe place for crazy people to feel loved by other crazy people.

DragonBlues Wrote:TalkHorror: A safe place for crazy people to feel loved by other crazy people.

This should be our slogan. Smilie included.

Shouldn't it be something more like "where crazy people get leg humped by other crazy people" ?

Crazy is as crazy does.

Creamy Goodness Wrote:Shouldn't it be something more like "where crazy people get leg humped by other crazy people" ?

That will drive the wrong kind of crazy people to our sanctuary.

FreddysFingers Wrote:That will drive the wrong kind of crazy people to our sanctuary.

It's too late to worry about something silly like that.

You won't those people to come, don't you?

Who says they haven't already?

Chris... Freddy... I don't like what either of you are implying.

I don't understand why you try to pretend you don't like my leg humping. I bet you both would post a whole lot less on here if I wasn't around to hump your legs and otherwise sexually harass you at will.

If you both would just admit it, we could move on with things in a much more agreeable manner.

And I don't hump just anyone's legs, so I would NEVER offer my services to all incoming members, as if it were their right just for joining us here. I mean... is that what you guys really think? That my humping of your legs isn't special?

That really hurts.

Ah but see, I think you misunderstand my plea and possibly Chris' as well. See, it's not that we don't like your leg-humping it's that we don't want other leg humpers here because it would degrade and trivialize your unique and sexual contributions to this forum. If we let other humping users it would no longer be a "right of passage" for us.

Do you mean it, Freddy, or are you just trying to pacify me so you don't have to face my wrath? I mean... I bet your ass is still smarting from the last punishment you forced me to doll out, I would hate to have to repeat it so soon...

As for the other... you don't have to worry about "other leg-humpers." No one is like me, baby. I am utterly unique in this world, leg humping, or not.

I wasn't aware you had a wrath. But no, I'm not pacifying things. A board should only have one leg-humper. The uniqueness is preserved.