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Oh, wow. I need that on a t-shirt! STAT!

Lmao

Mfish618 Wrote:[SIZE="7"]ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME???????[/SIZE]

Woah! I didn't even see this. What's the matter Fish?

You have a fucking hair doll collection, don't you Freddy?

I don't know what hair dolls are but I'm going to say no.

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Exactly what they sound like; dolls made of hair. With your last few posts, I figured you had a collection delicately handcrafted (by yourself of course, no one else can touch them for fear of being tainted) by only the grandest pubes you came across of every person you've ever met.

Ah. See. That's an urban legend. They're aren't pubic hair at all. They are, in fact, hair that I shave off my legs and my back. Because I'm vain and narcissistic. I do, however, have a Bea Arthur sex doll if you want it.

Hate to interrupt this thrilling conversation, but this just NEEDS to be posted here:

Man. I don't want anything from your personal collection. ESPECIALLY a used Bea Arthur sex doll. That's some dirty shit, man.

YA sure? I can cut it down in price.

I'm thinking it's actually a Mr. Roper sex doll from Three's Company......and if Freddy was Jack Tripper he wouldn't just be putting on the gay act.:blowjob:

DragonBlues Wrote:Hate to interrupt this thrilling conversation, but this just NEEDS to be posted here:

To quote you...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mfish618 Wrote:I'm thinking it's actually a Mr. Roper sex doll from Three's Company......and if Freddy was Jack Tripper he wouldn't just be putting on the gay act.:blowjob:

I've never watched Three's Company so I don't know who that is. I have, however, watched The Star Wars Holiday Special.

I'll uh pass. Sounds like you have a few more golden memories to share with it anyway.

But this Rue McClanahan sex doll is fine. See, I don't use them, I dress them up in silly clothing to scare people away from my room. Do you want the Rue McClanahan one. exdev:

So you play dress up then? With refurbished sex dolls? You're not very good at digging yourself out of a hole are you? Just like diving headfirst into other ones? Or dick first, I guess. But uh...no. I don't really want any creepy Golden Girls sex doll cockblocking my room.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

FreddysFingers Wrote:But this Rue McClanahan sex doll is fine. See, I don't use them, I dress them up in silly clothing to scare people away from my room. Do you want the Rue McClanahan one. exdev:

You are, without a doubt, a world class Nancy boy and a terminal case whistle dick.

Ah, but see, I'm not in a hole. Unless somebody forcefully put me there.

Hey! It was only that ONE time!!!!!!