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DragonBlues Wrote:Always accepting volunteers.

But your line really just made me want to say:

I've got two guns. One for each of ya. :gun:

LOL




He's so much more than that, Freddy. As a matter of fact, he's a dragon shape-shifter and one of the ultimate powers of universes, an exile to this realm—banished here by his megalomaniac twin brother—and all of creations' first line of defense against the Big Bad.

Not to mention the fact that he is a SEX GOD!!!!

I'm a big fan. LOL

Hahahaha! You are SO writing my back cover sis! ALL. YOU.

Hahaha! I accept your challenge!

FreddysFingers Wrote:An excerpt from the best selling novel, "Strokin' the Love Muffin."

His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

This... is ummm... definitely NOT the awesome sex of which I spoke, Freddy...

:reddisgust: What is the awesome sex of which you speak of?

LOL. Maybe one day Sobes will let you read one of her stories.

Too true, Oldman. Sometimes though, life forces you into a situation where making the sex isn't possible (or at least not practical), so writing the sex at least keeps your mind from frying in the hell of complete abstinence. exdev:

I prefer discussing perverted, twisted and unnatural sex in the form of charades as opposed to writing or watching it. Anybody can guess that it's sex… but the question will remain, what kind of sex? Is it a swift blow job to a plastic cock? Who knows. The wondrous world of sex charades. exdev:

DragonBlues Wrote:LOL. Maybe one day Sobes will let you read one of her stories.

LOL, why not show him one of YOURS?

FreddysFingers Wrote:I prefer discussing perverted, twisted and unnatural sex in the form of charades as opposed to writing or watching it. Anybody can guess that it's sex… but the question will remain, what kind of sex? Is it a swift blow job to a plastic cock? Who knows. The wondrous world of sex charades. exdev:

:Sex_by_mama74: You must have extremely diverting family parties if this is how you play charades. "What are you guys doing tonight?".... "Oh, it's game night over at Freddy's. No big deal."

Sobriquet Wrote:LOL, why not show him one of YOURS?

Because we're skipping decent and going straight to awesome. Duh.

HA! I love you. But seriously, CHALLENGE!!

Well you knew it would happen.

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Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That is SOOOO awful!!! And therefore magical—hence the kitty with the rainbow coming out it's bum. I especially like the plushy cat.

Thanks, Lollie. Lmao

Ahahaha, I HATE that the damn song is actually kind of catchy! Friggen' A! LOL

The eharmony mentalist just keeps on coming.... single? really?...

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I hate everything she stands for.

Seriously, can I please get 58 seconds of my life back?

Wishful thinking...

Maybe we should send out a hit team. Take the bitch out.

LolliePop Wrote:Well you knew it would happen.

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I usually hate this kind of goat shit but this was pretty funny.