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LOL Just a cult, actually. BUT it's also the name of a REALLY awesome Steampunk jewelry designer.
For the Cat Lady:

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OH come on...you know you'd wear it just as a conversation starter. lol
Sobriquet Wrote:OH come on...you know you'd wear it just as a conversation starter. lol


Uh huh, I can imagine how that might go....''Hey baby, spit or swallow?''Wink
Why is there always an OR in there?
Spit out your gum and swallow this. Better?
Odd as it may seem, I have never yet found the need to dangle a flying penis from my neck to arouse conversation. Ever. Why would I begin now?
Not that you would NEED to, just thought it might have appealed to your mischievous side is all.
DragonBlues Wrote:Odd as it may seem, I have never yet found the need to dangle a flying penis from my neck to arouse conversation. Ever. Why would I begin now?

Can you imagine the kinds of looks you'll get if you ever wore a flying penis pendant?

Something about winged dicks is just… well… I'll let this explain for itself.

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FreddysFingers Wrote:Can you imagine the kinds of looks you'll get if you ever wore a flying penis pendant?

Something about winged dicks is just… well… I'll let this explain for itself.

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Just couldn't help your self...could you? Ok Mister, the gloves are off and you are the designated fluffer.
I CAN imagine the kind of looks I would get. What I COULD NOT imagine is that image you found, Freddy!!!!! Lmao!
You got me curious as to what this Winged Phallus steampunk jewelry was so I Google imaged searched it and this artwork came out. I almost cried from laughter.
FreddysFingers Wrote:Can you imagine the kinds of looks you'll get if you ever wore a flying penis pendant?

Something about winged dicks is just… well… I'll let this explain for itself.

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WOW
That winged dick picture from your personal collection, Freddy?
Apparently there are winged vagina's too. At least everyone can get a ride.
I wish MY vagina could fly...
Creamy Goodness Wrote:That winged dick picture from your personal collection, Freddy?

Yes, actually. It was a steal because it's a hand-drawn oil painting that shows just how smooth the texture is, which is something the artist knows how to do. IT was only $5 at the auction and I just had to have it. The painting evokes emotions of liberation from repression, freedom, relaxation and a sense of accomplishment and conquer. It's a peek at what was then, painted very gritty and raw. Notice how the tip of the cock is pointed towards the sky symbolizing that man has risen above God by means of his mighty shaft. It's a very passionate piece.
Which is EXACTLY why I wish my vagina could fly!!!!!!! :teu37:
FreddysFingers Wrote:Yes, actually. It was a steal because it's a hand-drawn oil painting that shows just how smooth the texture is, which is something the artist knows how to do. IT was only $5 at the auction and I just had to have it. The painting evokes emotions of liberation from repression, freedom, relaxation and a sense of accomplishment and conquer. It's a peek at what was then, painted very gritty and raw. Notice how the tip of the cock is pointed towards the sky symbolizing that man has risen above God by means of his mighty shaft. It's a very passionate piece.




[SIZE="7"]ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME???????[/SIZE]
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