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He's toying with my emotions. Somedays he likes the leg humping... somedays I'm only one step up from steel bolts through the cock.

He may just be angling for another punishment...


Confusedex014:
That's probably it... He's like the 5 yr old on the playground that pulls your hair instead of asking for the real attention that he wants.
Laughing-satan Laughing-satan Laughing-satan
Leg humping requires a specific exquisite pallet of enjoyability. I, sadly, haven't fully developed this pallet… yet.
I've got all the time in the world... Confusedex75:
DB is nothing if not patient... wily and patient. Remember that.
Then DB will be humping my leg for a long time before I crack a grin of creepiness.
This does not bother me... seeing as how I LIKE humping your leg. Grin or no.
You may be the first one to experience my "strange uncle" grin.
Good God...
Yeah, everybody says that and all I here is "please show me. I'm begging you."
Wait... I thought you said I was going to be the FIRST! Who are these "everybody's"? Gunfighter
That's just it. Everybodies. See, they run away before I can show it. You WANT to see it… so that makes me feel… naughty.
Lmao!!! Hit me with it, Freddy! I'm sure we ALL want to see your "strange uncle" face!!! Cookiemonster
*sets up the camera* Whenever you are ready, Freddy.
Freaks.

Anyway, I must be provoked.
Look at that... Freddy likes foreplay...
:MattMan_foshizzle:
Wait, wait, wait... That's all I've BEEN doing is provoking Freddy. LOL
Maybe he likes a little more finesse?
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