MeXican Jokes

[Friday The 13th]

"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."

"How do you get a Mexican outta your house?
Throw a quarter out"

"How do you find the fastest man in Mexico?
Roll a quarter down the hill."

"Why do Mexicans put shit on the wall at their weddings?
To keep the flies off the bride"

"Why don?t Mexicans barbecue?
Because the beans keep falling through the grill"

"What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Mexican people running down a hill?
A jailbreak"