08-29-2009, 02:56 AM
"What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A Chunk."
"How do you blind an Asian?
Put a steering wheel in front of him"
"How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway."
"How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs"
"What do you get when a Chinese person and a black person have a kid?
A felon who cant drive"
"What do you call it when a Chinese guy was shot at Starbucks?
Cappachino"
"Why do Asians always have a whole bunch of mousetraps set up around their house?
Cuz that's how they get their dinner."
"What do you name a retarded Asian?
Som Ting Wong"
A Chunk."
"How do you blind an Asian?
Put a steering wheel in front of him"
"How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway."
"How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs"
"What do you get when a Chinese person and a black person have a kid?
A felon who cant drive"
"What do you call it when a Chinese guy was shot at Starbucks?
Cappachino"
"Why do Asians always have a whole bunch of mousetraps set up around their house?
Cuz that's how they get their dinner."
"What do you name a retarded Asian?
Som Ting Wong"
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