08-29-2009, 03:03 AM
"what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker? bobby brown"
A Taiwan guy walked into a bar in USA. He saw his favorite director Steven Spielberg. He went near Steven and asked for autograph.
In reply, Spielberg slapped him and retorted "Taiwanese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Taiwan guy replied, "It was not Taiwan that bombed your Pearl Harbor, It was Japan.
"Taiwanese, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, you all are same," replied, Spielberg.
Now, Taiwan guy stood up and slapped Spielberg and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked Spielberg said, "Hey, it was iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Taiwan guy retorted, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you all are the same.
"See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao"
"Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni"
"I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?"
"This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King"
"Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo"
"He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka"
A Taiwan guy walked into a bar in USA. He saw his favorite director Steven Spielberg. He went near Steven and asked for autograph.
In reply, Spielberg slapped him and retorted "Taiwanese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Taiwan guy replied, "It was not Taiwan that bombed your Pearl Harbor, It was Japan.
"Taiwanese, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, you all are same," replied, Spielberg.
Now, Taiwan guy stood up and slapped Spielberg and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked Spielberg said, "Hey, it was iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Taiwan guy retorted, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you all are the same.
"See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao"
"Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni"
"I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?"
"This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King"
"Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo"
"He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka"
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