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Women who post their Pictures on these online dating sites, But forget to mention that the picture is 5 years old and when you finally meet them it's so bad a whole bottle of Viagra won't help[/SIZE]

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Creamy Goodness Wrote:Does anyone else have a bed frame to their mattress that sticks out farther than the rest of your bed? I do. That shit is metal and it fucking hurts. I feel like I broke my ankle just from running into it earlier. Fuck you, metal pointy things sticking out of the corners on my bed frame.
Fell your pain, man. As a matter of fact, I think this sucks so bad, that I've actually had this happen to a character in a story I wrote. Because EVERYONE knows how bad this sucks. LOL
Mr. Briggs Inc. Wrote:Ohhh, a lot of things.
* Slot loading disk drives
* Power/cable outages
* Short seeming days
* Screwdriver wounds
* Online games with faulty scripts that read keys as sticking when they don't physically have a problem
Briggs, if these things are what have been keeping you from hangin' with the rest of us loons, then DAMN-IT, I hate them too!!!!
There's some totally creepy stuff happening right now. Kind of getting weirded out by it. Not good.
LolliePop Wrote:There's some totally creepy stuff happening right now. Kind of getting weirded out by it. Not good.
What's goin' on, Lollie? You know,
other than the creepy stuff we're all used to around here.

LOL - if I posted it in a thead you'd all think I was more ready for the psychiatric ward than you already do.
the stuttering pompous non stop add adhd motherfucking GM sitting across from me
LolliePop Wrote:LOL - if I posted it in a thead you'd all think I was more ready for the psychiatric ward than you already do.
Well, that just makes it sound like loads of fun, Lollie!

Raegan Wrote:the stuttering pompous non stop add adhd motherfucking GM sitting across from me
Give them the old

then go get

Raegan Wrote:the stuttering pompous non stop add adhd motherfucking GM sitting across from me
After all this time, you still have to sit next next to that twat?
Oldman Wrote:[SIZE="4"]Women who post their Pictures on these online dating sites, But forget to mention that the picture is 5 years old and when you finally meet them it's so bad a whole bottle of Viagra won't help[/SIZE]
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LOL - its not restricted to dating sites. Naming no names (although I'm itching to lol) I have rumbled a few telling porkies like that on the boards over the years. Hmmm... grainy pic, biker jackets and frizzy perms are a bit of a giveaway....! If you look like you're in a bad scene from Miami Vice in your pics... don't bother. :biggrinjester:

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People lacking in manners, basic standards and common human decency.
Creamy Goodness Wrote:After all this time, you still have to sit next next to that twat?
this is a new one Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:waffen093:
my parents are making me take my drivers test again even though i failed 6 times and i will i fail again. it boggles my mind how people pass that test.
Raegan Wrote:this is a new one Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:waffen093:
A new bitch? Lucky you.
I really need to get lost for awhile
Hospitals that say they are full, so send elderly patients in congestive heart failure to mother fucking Keiser who don't know jack shit about said patient's medical history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*deep breath*
I'm okay... seriously. I promise not to blow them up. I swear.
Oldman Wrote:[SIZE="4"]Women who post their Pictures on these online dating sites, But forget to mention that the picture is 5 years old and when you finally meet them it's so bad a whole bottle of Viagra won't help[/SIZE]
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lol True true