LOL, I love your laugh. It's so cute.
It's 'cause you love me oodles. I know. LOL
Oh, I'm sorry. I was too busy puking in the corner from all this lovey-dovey shit. What were we talking about? Noodles? Spaghetti is pretty awesome.
I thought we had been talking about dipping your cock in molten marshmallows... *bats eyelashes*
Oh yeah, that too. But the only thing worse than dipping your cock in molten marshmallows (it's REALLY hot!) is letting it cool and uh. That totally happened.
When they refer to fluffers, they aren't talking about Fluff.... just FYI
And, what? You had a sticky marshmallow coated cock? Poor baby... LOL
You ever get melted marshmallow in your pubes? It's worse than gum.
Now that's just poor planning. CLEARLY you should shave/wax before allowing anything sticky anywhere near your genitalia. Amateur hour.
Obviously. Now call 9-1-1. I'm typing one-handed and somehow got my junk stuck to my bedroom window.
911? Are you kidding me? I'm getting my fucking camera!
And I'm alerting the media.
I'll be stuck here for a few hours then. It's a bit of a flight here from California. A few days if you're driving.
LOL! Man Gets Genitals Glued to Window!
This is about as random as it's going to get.
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I don't know, Freddy... We were being pretty damn random. Though that does come close.
None of the contents of that video makes sense. What we were doing had some type of background to it.
It's ALL perspective.... LOL
veggie burgers taste better than real meat.
Unless you love the taste of real meat.
Again, it's all perspective.
