If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG you would have $33.00.If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer turned in the aluminum cans for recycling you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment drink heavily & recycle.It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
LMAO, I JUST got that in my email this morning forwarded by my dad. Is.... is this a sign?!
I got this from a guy on another site I belong to
Mfish618 Wrote:Clearly you aren't familiar with Captain Beefheart. A little too random for your sensibilities?
Randomness never bothers my sensibilities... it just short circuits my microprocessor. I have NO clue who Captain Beefheart is. lol
Pretty damn random:
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FreddysFingers Wrote:Horse hockey.
I LOVE HOCKEY. GO SHARKS!!!!
4 goal comeback, anyone?
Don't know if this has been around before.
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Black Metal is missing Jada pinkett smith! Losers.
Ahahahahaha!!! - for everybody.
DragonBlues Wrote:Pretty damn random:
The best band EVER!!!!
how can i convince my dad to buy me a Corvette? he's the one who says i need a car, so why not Corvette. wtf.
i'm taking my license test before the end of the month. i want a Corvette.
FreddysFingers Wrote:The best band EVER!!!!
I know, right?
And Daylight... You should DEFINITELY have a corvette, hon.
my dad is ok with me getting a Benz but not a Corvette and its not fair.
:facial::candymann::pirate:
:wanker:
exdev:
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